Queen Mary 2 :Days 3-4

Yesterday I got a breakfast in bed, the basterd woke me up 4 minutes early, god damn it! I asked for my breakfast at 9:45 and he came at 9:41. Who do these people think they are…I mean seriously! ;-) Other then that, I enjoyed my breakfast thoroughly. A nice batch of hash browns, sausage, ham, fruit, etc. Later on I went out on the rear of the promenade and tanned in one of the lawn chairs! Read some more of “Dear John”, and only did I notice, after John mentioned having a sunburn, that I had one as well. Red as a tomatoes! I proceeded the day with getting a quick lunch, sitting out in the sun some more, and then saw “17 Again” in the “Illuminations “ theatre. Dinner was quite entertaining. Mr. Crazy Canadian was their again and asked, “How was your day Princess?” Then he proceeded to eat and excuse himself halfway through the meal to go to the casino! Mr. Mark Australia was a No-Show today, but the other old man from New York City came. He was annoyed at the fact that they make the food look so fancy and pretty. Their were some onions with a bit of cheese at the top, when he tasted it he exclaimed, “Oh, these people keep tricking me, I thought these were Portobello mushrooms!”. We also went past the sunken Titanic, which was neat. And apparently, no icebergs have come down this far this year!

Not much went on today, I just went and saw the movie “Sunshine Cleaning” in the movie theater. I Went to dinner, Mr. Australia didn’t show, but the others did. Crazy Canadian asked the waiter for dark bread. By now, our water knows very well that he is crazy, he brought the bread, and then Mr. Crazy Canadian said he needed 2 because he was expecting his grandmother for dinner. The waiter just went along with his request. Minutes later Crazy asked why they took the candles away, and the waiter replied, don’t worry, they needed a rest, they’ll be back tomorrow! Towards the end of the meal, Crazy once called the waiter over and requested some applesauce (which was not on the menu today), but his request was granted when the waiter came out with a mini bowl the size of a shot glass filled of applesauce. After giving him the applesauce, the waiter turned and yelled out “Yee-Haw”, obviously playfully mocking Mr. Crazy! Later on, Crazy was saying the worst thing in the world is Women! “They steal your money and take your house!” he exclaimed, “Isn’t that right Princess?” Then he went on to ask me weather or not I agreed; not quite knowing how to respond, I simply said, “I guess so”. I could tell he was pleased with my answer! And, once again, he went to his second home at sea…THE CASINO!!! Mr. NYC was amazed that one of the women siting at the table next to us was so tall; He said “She probably needs her clothes specially made, hand sewn!” I nearly forgot, As a was waiting for my dessert, an old women, hunched over, walked next to my table. I think she may have worked for the circus in her earlier years, because her outfit was absolutely horrendous! She had a blouse with 5 inch puffy sleeves, and a colorful belt with a black skirt that looked as though it should have belonged to a Mummy! I looked at a women near by, and we both laughed at this poor old lady! She just looked ridiculous!